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		<title>I want to get ideas for speeches</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for ideas for speeches I recommend that you go to a comedy club &#8211; if you are in the UK there is the famous Comedy Store, which is the best place for comedy ever! If you think about it, when a comedian gets up on the stage it is like he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>If you are looking for ideas for speeches I recommend that you go to a comedy club &#8211; if you are in the UK there is the famous </strong><a href="http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/" target="_blank"><strong>Comedy Store</strong></a><strong>, which is the best place for comedy ever!</strong></p>
<p>If you think about it, when a comedian gets up on the stage it is like he is doing a speech in front people just like someone doing a speech at a wedding or other public event. So if you are looking for ideas or inspiration then I would certainly recommend doing this, and even if you don&#8217;t get all the ideas you were looking for then you will at least have a great night out!</p>
<p>You might pick up some funny styles or jokes that you could use in your speech, as people always prefer to have a bit of humour to lighten any speech.</p>
<p>The Comedy Store is in London and Manchester and recently we had our office party there and had a great time!</p>
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		<title>Using hypnotherapy to help with your speeches</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A well known fact is there are more people more terrified of making a speak than of dying! If this is you and you have a speak to do or perhaps a presentation to make at work then you might like to consider going to a hypnotherapist. Hypnotherapy taps in to your subconscious and with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A well known fact is there are more people more terrified of making a speak than of dying!</strong></p>
<p>If this is you and you have a speak to do or perhaps a presentation to make at work then you might like to consider going to a hypnotherapist.</p>
<p>Hypnotherapy taps in to your subconscious and with a few positive suggestions it can help many people to give them the added confidence to make a speech.</p>
<p>An example of a hypnotherapist and this one is based in Bournemouth can be found by clicking here &#8211; <a href="http://www.hypnotherapybournemouth.com/" target="_blank">Dorset Hypnotherapy</a>.</p>
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		<title>Post your speech requests</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for speeches please feel free to post a request for your speech here at speeches 4U If you have comments about any subject please feel free to comment on articles already posted.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are looking for speeches please feel free to post a request for your speech here at speeches 4U</p>
<p>If you have comments about any subject please feel free to comment on articles already posted.</p>
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		<title>Christmas party speeches</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe it or not Christmas is fast approaching, as we see the supermarkets displaying the usual Christmasy things on their shelves. So I hope that you have all booked your office parties, as time is drawing near and if you don&#8217;t book it soon you might be left with having to make do with a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Believe it or not Christmas is fast approaching, as we see the supermarkets displaying the usual Christmasy things on their shelves.</strong></p>
<p>So I hope that you have all booked your office parties, as time is drawing near and if you don&#8217;t book it soon you might be left with having to make do with a &#8220;Fish n Chip&#8221; takeaway! Well maybe not quite as bad as that, but you certainly need to think about booking your tables sooner rather than later to make sure you get somewhere of your choice, as compared to the last resort option.</p>
<p>So what are your thoughts on the Christmas party speech, should the owners or directors or perhaps your manager being making a speech at your party. This is debateable, and the content of the speech is worth discussing.</p>
<p>There is nothing worse than someone that loves the sound of their own voice and making a speech at an office party that goes on, and on and on and perhaps on a bit more. It might be okay to thank the staff for their work for the last 12 months and maybe use the time to hand out awards for &#8220;best employee of the year&#8221;, but much more than this might find your staff yawning and looking forward to the entertainment arranged for later.</p>
<p>Tell us about your &#8220;office Party&#8221; speech nightmares or the funny ones you have heard, as we&#8217;d love to hear them.</p>
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		<title>How to control your nerves before and during a speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people suffer from nerves leading up to making a speech, which is only natural! The way that I have dealt with this in the past is to do lots of positive thinking and to go into a separate room and let out my fears by shouting as loud as I dare depending on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Most people suffer from nerves leading up to making a speech, which is only natural!</strong></p>
<p>The way that I have dealt with this in the past is to do lots of positive thinking and to go into a separate room and let out my fears by shouting as loud as I dare depending on the location and who is around.</p>
<p>This does work for me, but it would be good to hear how others control their fear of public speaking, which is a fear that more have higher up than death! Which when you think about it is crazy &#8211; speaking in front of people will not kill you and yet we fear it so much.</p>
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		<title>Funniest speech in the world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>russ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are looking for the funniest speech in the world so if you have one please post it on here! Login or register with us and post your speech for free. Your speak could be for a wedding best man speach, father of the bride speech or a birthday speech or perhaps a business speech! It [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are looking for the funniest speech in the world so if you have one please post it on here!</p>
<p><a href="http://speeches4u.com/wp-login.php">Login</a> or <a href="http://speeches4u.com/wp-login.php?action=register">register</a> with us and post your speech for free.</p>
<p>Your speak could be for a wedding best man speach, father of the bride speech or a birthday speech or perhaps a business speech! It does not matter whereever you heard it or gave it we want to know.</p>
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		<title>Funny Speeches</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heal with the power of humor&#8230; funny speeches galore One is never too busy to have a good laugh. And if anybody still feels he/she hasn&#8217;t the time for such humor&#8230; the person absolutely must laugh to regain sanity. Take some time out to read some funny speeches by notable humorists. You&#8217;ll get more than [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h5 class="style1">Heal with the power of humor&#8230; funny speeches galore</h5>
<p align="justify">One is never too busy to have a good laugh. And if anybody still feels he/she hasn&#8217;t the time for such humor&#8230; the person absolutely must laugh to regain sanity. Take some time out to read some funny speeches by notable humorists. You&#8217;ll get more than an idea or two about how to go about writing <a href="http://www.speeches4u.com/">funny speeches</a> if you ever need to give them.</p>
<p align="justify"><a href="http://www.speeches4u.com/">speeches4u</a> is a complete online speech resource. Funny speeches, motivational speeches, inspirational speeches &#8211; get the whole lot of them under one roof. Become our member to browse through a riot of funny speeches whenever you want. Other than a fantastic collection of funny speeches, this is how we propose to help you become a more confident and powerful public speaker:</p>
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